The Maddest: May 2010

Monday, May 31, 2010

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Tyga

features Pete Wentz, Travi from Gym Class Heroes, and Lil' Wayne...

Just ignore that dead talking whale

Not Once!

"And you never once paid for drugs, not once!"

Busta Rhymes Owns Stupid Bitch

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Trucks To Head 3 Times...

"You just threw your skateboard at my $40,000 car"

".......no i didnt"

It’s like something just over the horizon, I wanna take a walk, maybe see what we can find, look long and hard, look near and far, but above all things always look inside, listen in into these words from a citizen of earths surface, lets try and rewire the circuits, determine the purpose, meanwhile im striving for perfect but homie perfect takes practice, and im finding these days and times im always so damn distracted,

They hit you like, shop here, wear this, want this, love this, be this, buy that, log in, sign up, tune in, click here, watch this, read up, write back, so much too know, and so many things to own, tv in your home and your mobile phone make sure that your never really alone, and its pathetic, like a global epidemic, attention span so fragmented, so addicted to being connected, we now getting updates by the second, but its all time wasted, enough myspace and facebook prime for the taking, but the whole world look, getting high on information, post-generation y babies they call them the digital natives, hide behind their monitors, this technology kills imagination, excuse my cynicism, in a world where every kids best friend is a computer, is a system failure headed for an apathetic future, just a few centuries back they made maps of a flat world by candle light, now the whole worlds at your fingertips, map right down to your street by satellite, so advanced from where we started its all so complexifying, brand names buy ad-space in your mind, but they’ll never get what’s inside.

I wasn’t there when they were rules, but I do my best to follow them in this world of machines, we starving for oxygen, all I can offer is these words that I write and I only give ‘em what I know so I give ‘em what’s inside, said I wasn’t there when they where rules, but I do my best to follow them in this world of machines, we starving for oxygen, where were you the day that humanity died, searching for signs of life to reconnect with what’s inside.

Somewhere there’s a room full of men in suits looking up at rows of numbers, terrified by the red in the rise, as arrows point down from the pressure their under, and they say we might drown in our own greediness, living beyond our means, chasing dreams that we learnt off MTV cribs, look at what we did, smog fills the sky and the cars line up at the servo, and I can’t help but think to myself this can’t be the way it was supposed to go, on the nightly news floods and bushfires, earthquakes and tidal waves, temperatures rising, army’s fighting, bombs go off and sirens blaze, we just trying to get by and occupy our spot on the timeline, so we change the channel to sex, drugs and violence program for prime time, sit back in our chairs as a living room employerism, as reality TV turns all of life into a competition, airbrushed magazine pages give us false idols to worship, but its all so damn depressing, we can’t live up to picture perfect, sometimes I just want to unplug and go back to basics, and I wonder what my life might have been like somewhere else in history’s pages, but here we stand the sons and daughters of colonialism, crossed over water just to be making our homes on stolen land, and me, I don’t know the plan, im just here to play my part, do my thing, walk my path, fork my shit, make my mark, I swear I want to make a difference from the bottom of my heart, but I don’t how to fix it, man, I wouldn’t know where to start, so advanced form where we started, images of the production line, we out of touch with what’s inside,

I wasn’t there when they were rules, but I do my best to follow them in this world of machines, we starving for oxygen, all I can offer is these words that I write and I only give ‘em what I know so I give ‘em what’s inside, said I wasn’t there when they where rules, but I do my best to follow them in this world of machines, we starving for oxygen, where were you the day that humanity died, searching for signs of life to reconnect with what’s inside.

Outcast

Friday, May 28, 2010

Old Spice!!!!

Chaz Michael Michaels Is Figure Skating

I Got The Formula

So many mixes are sampling this song atm......such a good tune.

chatroulette.....Friend or Foe

Chat Roulette.........pretty much a site where anything goes, the good, bad, and fuckin worst the internet has to offer. You could have a wonderful adventure or just end up seeing some guy slowly doing his thing on the other end of his cam.....but i spose, that's just the beauty of it all.....

http://www.chatroulette.com/

oh and then there is chat roulette's little brother that is a little less.....exposing?..... with only about 60% on screen "exposure" as to chat roulette's 80%...

http://omegle.com/

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Longboarding

Wolves?

Ummm.....yea....so your a wolf?

We'll have to ring up Kate Beckinsale & her death dealer buddies

F1 Car on the beach?

What is the fuckin point of this? yes its pretty cool.....but why?

Ask A Ninja Movie Review

"Its a never ending story...but with not luck dragon"

Kids Got Game

Amazingly the kid with the glasses can just pull donuts out of his pockets, but then receives quite a good beat down for his crimes...

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

B & E's new drop

Still love Bliss and Eso.........

The Professor

Prof. Greeeeen and Lily Allen :) :) !

Harvey Nics

Expencive clothing, Grime MC's, Having shots with hot sluts, Ordering Drugs...the making of Harvey Nics has it all............

Slow songs

The house that Ted Mayhem trashed the night before

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

LOST!

I never realy watched any Lost episodes but since its the final one ever and has already aired in America and not here i feel i must tell you about it.

Jack and Locke use Desmond to temporarily extinguish the light at the heart of the island. The Man in Black becomes mortal once again and is killed by Jack and Kate, but not before fatally wounding Jack. In his final moments, Jack lights the heart of the island once again, halting the island's destruction so that the remaining survivors can escape on the Ajira plane. Hurley takes Jack's place as protector of the island. The flash sideways is revealed to be a type of purgatory for the main characters, where they reside until accepting their life and death, and are then able to "let go" and "move on."

Oh and sorry if you havent seen it yet.......

Rats Tail?

Bridge Jump Fail

If only he held on for a few more seconds...

Chernobyl with Example

back when example use to talk about global warming and all that sorta stuff in the papers...

Sloshed......

Dark Hatters play on Bangs

"if your going to emulate any american rapper, please dont emulate chingy, infact there are are plenty of other rappers in america that you can look to emulate you got mos def.....you got....uumm...thats it mos def, jsut copy mos def..."